What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:14
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
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So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
What do you like the most about black people?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
"Hairy frogfish" walk on the seafloor and use lures to catch dinner - Earth.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
NASA Discovers That Venus’ Surface Is Still Alive: New Evidence of Active Geology - The Daily Galaxy
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
FIFA Club World Cup predictions: Who are tournament favorites? - MLSsoccer.com
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
What should we make of Taiwan's move to erase the category "Han" from its official information page?
Minds and Behinds
No way
So they tried
Ten takeaways from WSJ report that BNY approached Northern Trust about a merger - Global Custodian
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...